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Five more minutes to answer the
questions, please. Keep working.

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All right.

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There we go.

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Faster. Okay.

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A little faster. Come on.

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You can go faster than that. Come on.

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Faster. Sir, try with your eyes closed.

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I shut Maya, seriously?

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It's my teaching hand.

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Okay, let's take these.

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That's enough.

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Give me one sec.

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Okay, all right.

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Sorry.

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Okay, hold on a sec.

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Okay, sit down for one second.

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Put that away.

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No, you're not, dude. Don't lie. I'm
awesome. I'm driving around in my mom's

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ride. I'm awesome. A quarter of my life
gone by.

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I'm awesome.

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Before we get started, special surprise.

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I don't know how many of you have heard
of the Summit Series 1972 Canada versus

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Russia.

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We won.

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I wasn't born.

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But before I was, my father started
collecting signatures.

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of the most famous team in Canadian
history.

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You have them all?

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All but one.

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I'm only missing perhaps the most famous
on this team, Paul Henderson, who

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scored the most famous goal in the
entire series.

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But I'm in luck, because tonight he's
doing a signing in town, and I'm going

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get it signed.

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What about parent -teacher interviews?

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That's what I need to talk to you guys
about.

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So a lot of you have signed up for me to
speak to your parents. And really, to

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be honest, you're all doing really well
this year.

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And you're really good kids.

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Wonderful children.

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So what I'm going to say is this. I only
want to see the parents of those

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students who have less than a 55
average.

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Oh, man. Mine's a 52%. Now it's 55.

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Nice. Okay?

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One less set of parents I need to see.

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Well, my parents will still want to
come. Why, Maya? You come every year.

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don't need to come.

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You have a 97 average.

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You could practically teach the course.

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Just stay home. You're doing great. You
know that. I don't need to see them.

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Well, my parents won't be coming.

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No, Jimmy, they won't. Because even your
parents have given up on you.

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I will leave this here at the front to
take a look.

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This shirt is worth a lot of money. But
after tonight, once I get Paul Henderson

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to sign it.

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It's going to be priceless.

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Oh, there he is. Love machine.

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That was the big date last night. Pretty
steamy, I must confess.

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Give me the dirt.

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Diamond, a gentleman doesn't kiss and
tell.

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Real steam room, huh? You have no idea.
She did this thing with her neck. What

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are you guys talking about?

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Oh, just a date I had last night.

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Ooh, how did it go?

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It was hot.

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Really? Who's the lucky lady?

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His mom.

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Really?

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Are you okay with that, Simon?

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No, I'm not okay with it.

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I'm great with it.

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I don't know.

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Great.

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That's great.

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How long have you guys been seeing each
other? Only a week, but it is getting

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pretty intense.

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Really intense.

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It's like we're on a one -way express
trip to Luftville.

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Woo -hoo!

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Wow.

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Okay. Wow, that's a lot to take in.

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That's what my mom said. What?

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Yeah, I'm just going to go grab my
brain.

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Okay. Why do I engage?

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Simon, are you sure you're okay with it?
Because I just wouldn't want things to

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get weird between us. I know what you
mean. Don't worry.

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Brothers before mothers, like they say.

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I'm not familiar with that.

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I'm happy for you.

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Pound me.

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One per family.

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All right. Thanks for doing that.

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That's right, man. I need you to hold my
spot in line.

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Yeah, I think you can find anybody else
to do this.

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No, I tried everybody else, all right?

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All right.

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You know the value of this?

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Yeah, very valuable. And how important
it is to my dad and I.

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Okay, keep it up like that. Precious
cargo. Keep it flat.

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Yeah, okay, I'll keep it flat. I'll keep
it perfectly flat.

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Perfect. No, what are you doing? I don't
want to see it. No, don't open it. You

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just had a grilled cheese.

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It's fine. Oh, my God. This is great.

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You're stressing me out, Bill. Check
this out.

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Put it back. Sweet, man. Put it back.

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What are you... You are not worthy.

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It's okay. What are you doing? It's
okay. It's okay.

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Oh, come on. It's fine. And you just
throw it on there like that? It's fine.

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can't take this. I can't trust you.

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Hey, Lisa.

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Hey, it's Lisa. No, don't. Hi, Jerry.

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Bill wants to say hi.

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Bill. Hey, Lisa.

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Wow. A Team Canada 72 jersey.

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Yeah. Signed by the whole team?

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Everyone except Paul Henderson.

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That's impressive.

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And guess where Henderson's going to be
tonight?

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In town, autograph signing.

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I'm going to bring it, and I'm going to
get it signed.

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Too bad about the parent -teacher
interviews.

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Too bad if I didn't have a principal who
loved sports and let me go do that.

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Duncan, I feel your pain. I really do.
But these parents pay good money for

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their kids to come here. They need to
know that it's worth it. I understand

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that.

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How about if I get done early? Can I go
early?

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All right. You get through all the
parents that have come to talk to you.

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every parent that is on the sheet, as
long as I see them, I can go get this

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signed. And thank you.

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Thanks what?

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Oh, this is fantastic. Thank you so
much.

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It's not for you.

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Are you crazy?

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Hey, Jerry. Cool flag.

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Simon. Hey.

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What can I do for you?

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Nothing.

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A lot of work to do.

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So.

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You're always working.

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I'm the vice principal.

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Busy, busy.

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There's a weird dog outside with no
tail.

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They say it's born that way, but I don't
think so. You want to go take a look?

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Tell you what, buddy.

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Maybe after I get my work done, then we
can hang out. Okay?

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Deal?

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Okay.

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Off you go, then.

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I found this book in the storage closet,
and I figured it must belong to you.

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Oh, A Pilgrim's Call, Corby Friend.

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Yeah. I've been looking for this for
months.

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I assumed it would have gone.

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Well, it was, and now it's back.

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How can I repay you? There's no need.
Yes.

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In my culture, one must do something of
greater value to make the other person

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feel small.

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Oh.

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Uh, it's just a book.

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Oh.

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Oh, I probably shouldn't have said that
out loud.

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You know what? I'm just going to go and
work on my inventory.

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Okay. I will help you with said
inventory.

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Really? There is no... Oh, boy.

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Oh, no need.

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As you know, tonight is parent -teacher
interviews, and I need a volunteer

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to assist me for the appointments.

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Come on, people. Let's get some more
choices.

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It's a long night.

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Who would like to help Mr.

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D? Come on, people.

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Uh, Vincent? How about you?

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I have to go to bed at 7.

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7.

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Oh, boy. Come on, guys. I can't. This
can't be the only choices you're giving

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me. Stefan? Do I get anything?

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No, but you get to help me.

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No, thanks.

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Oh! Oh, sir! Oh, sir! Oh!

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My only two options. Oh, sir!

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Oh!

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Last chance.

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No one else.

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Sir.

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Lucy, you do it. Yes, sir, but I wanted
to do it too.

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You can do it next time.

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Hey, Simon.

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Hey, what's up?

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You all set for parent -teacher
interview?

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Yep, all set.

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Going to get a chance to give the room a
quick tidy?

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Maybe. Okay.

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Hope so, because the parents will be
here soon and it's a bit of a mess.

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Yeah.

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I get it.

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Do you?

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Because I can't help but notice that
you're still sitting there.

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I said I'll get to it.

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Simon.

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Simon. Simon.

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Clean your room.

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It's a pigsty.

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Okay?

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What do you care?

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Robert.

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Why do I care?

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I'm the vice principal.

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It's my job to care.

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Now get this room cleaned up.

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Well, you might be my vice principal,
but you are not my dad.

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Remember, your job is to keep the night
moving.

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Okay, sir.

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You're going to give five minutes to
each interview, and then you knock on

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door. I don't care if you interrupt.

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Gotcha. How many minutes?

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Five. Five minutes. Perfect.

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Okay.

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Oh, boy.

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They're here already. It's a lot of
people.

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Hello?

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Three minutes.

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Do three minutes.

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Now, on this test, you gave my grandson
62%. But on this one, you only gave him

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60%. That's right.

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Okay, so let me just explain that I
don't give them those marks.

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I assign the test, they write the test,
and that's the mark they get.

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See? Okay. Oh, that's the door.

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It wasn't loud, but that was the door
knock.

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Hold on. There is one more thing.

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I need to find my glasses.

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See, when the door knocks... Oh, well,
it doesn't really matter. We have to go.

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I'm so sorry. I have to go. Come on.
Come with me.

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Let's go.

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Thank you.

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All right. Thank you.

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That was eight minutes.

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I knocked.

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You have to knock louder. They have to
hear the knock.

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Okay?

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Like that.

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Why don't you bring your mother forward?
You have an 87 average. What did I tell

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you? That's not my mother.

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Yes, it is.

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Simon, your mother and I called you in
because we felt we needed to talk.

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What's going on here? Well, I guess we
feel like you're not handling this

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transition very well.

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Mom?

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Well, honey, we feel like your attitude
has changed.

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Ever since Robert and I started our
relationship.

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Now you're ganging up on me.

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Ganging up on old, simple Simon.

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Oh, that's fresh.

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No, we're not.

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Squeaking Simon out the door? Hmm?

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Is that what you're doing? No.

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And, in fairness, it's only been a week,
so it's not a relationship per se. Is

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that all this is to you?

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Some week -long lark?

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Just hit it and quit it?

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Simon, no.

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Please. Don't yell at him.

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I wasn't.

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Yeah? You were? He's probably drinking
again, too.

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Okay. He's probably back on the hitch.

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Look, Angela, I really like you. I think
you're great. And let's be honest, some

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of the things we've done... But

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it has only been a week. Robert,

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I really thought we wanted the same
thing.

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I have so much invested in this.

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In you.

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And I think that you are nice.

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Stop fighting.

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Maybe we should talk about this later.

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When we're not in front of the aisle,
Che.

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I'm here to help.

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It's really not necessary, Wayne. No, it
is. Pay it backward. That's the

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pilgrim's call.

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Okay, fine, okay.

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Pass me the shuttlecock to the top
there.

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Here you go. Thank you. One, two, three.

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Oh.

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That's not a... That's not a shuttle.

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All right. Thank you, parents, for
coming.

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And Maya.

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Now, since I know you all are very busy
people, I thought I would do this in a

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group session. So we'll start with
David, wonderful student. Keep up the

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work. And I love having Toby in my
class. And Brianna, what a wonderful

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What else can I say? She's a great
student.

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That's it. Thank you so much for coming.

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And what about Maya?

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Well, you brought Maya, so I can't
really tell you how I feel about Maya

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she's sitting right there.

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You can say anything you want in front
of Maya.

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Okay. Maya's a pain in the ass.

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Is there a reason why you're rushing us?

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No, I... What? He wants to go to an
autograph signing. Not true. He has a 72

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Team Canada jersey signed by the whole
team except Paul Henderson.

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It's right there in the garment bag.

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I'm trying to do parent -teacher
interviews here.

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Can we see the jersey?

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It's my dry cleaning. It's not a jersey.

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Do you see what I'm talking about?

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Pain in the ass.

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Hey, I cleaned up my room like you said.

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I can tuck out the garbage and
everything.

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Simon. And I made my bed this morning.
You'll never have to peek through the

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door and see sloppy sheets. Simon, look.

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This isn't easy, okay? I have some bad
news.

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Your mother and I talked, and I'm afraid
things just aren't going to work out

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between us.

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And I'm sorry.

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Why not?

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Sometimes when two adults get together,
feelings get complicated.

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But I need you to know that we really
tried. We did.

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Yeah.

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It's good to me.

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It's my fault, isn't it?

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Yes, it is.

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But it's your mom's fault, too.

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We'll never get to play catch in the
yard.

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You'll never tell me I can't go out
looking like that and send me back to my

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room to put on more clothes.

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I promise you I will never do that.

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Same thing happened with my last two
dads.

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One. One? That's awesome. Send them in.

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All right.

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Hi, come on in. Great to meet you. Have
a seat.

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Welcome.

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So, by process of elimination, you
are... I'm... Ed...

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Connors? No way.

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Naomi... Dad.

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So, how's the... The... The... The...
The... The... The...

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Thanks for... ...teaching your... No,
no.

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...being so nice to...

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My pleasure. Do you have no further
questions? Actually, I... Email me while

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do that.

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So nice to meet you. Thank you for
coming. All right, thank you.

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How'd I do, sir? Gotta go.

338
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:52,760
Hey, Galka.

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Hey. Shh, shut up.

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Listen, some things happen, okay?

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We had some laughs.

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You grab my junk.

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I just think we should keep it between
us, okay? You know?

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Cheers.

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Kidding, don't? Yeah, I'm getting bad.

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I'm getting bad.

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00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:34,560
Okay, folks, we're just going to take
ten more people.

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Ten more people?

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I'll never make that. Excuse me.

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Excuse me. Excuse me.

351
00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:42,220
Sorry, teacher. Sorry, I'm a teacher. I
have an emergency here.

352
00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:44,600
Yeah, I have a student who's sick. Sorry
about that.

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Sorry,

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I'm a teacher and I have a student.

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00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:49,700
So, I have a student who's dying.

356
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,880
So, how stupid do you feel now?

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Like it's you.

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Wow.

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I can't believe I'm finally here.
Remember that?

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Oh, yes, I do.

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Mr. Paul Henderson.

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Wow, what I went through.

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That's right.

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00:18:10,770 --> 00:18:12,790
I got some kidney stone problems here.

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Painful. Fuck it up. You're a hockey
player.

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Come on, good guy.

367
00:18:17,010 --> 00:18:19,910
All right, this is one that I have been
waiting for.

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00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:23,670
Where do you want me to sign this? Let
me think. Not on the sleeve.

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Because I want to keep... You see how I
have everything... Well, my dad did most

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of this. But see how I have the whole...
Stay away from the red.

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Not on the red. Don't get marker on the
red, please. Yeah, I just put that

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there. You see how I've kept everybody
in the white? Because this is... I'm

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thinking here.

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I'm thinking here.

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Hold on, hold on. Let me make sure.

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That feels right, too.

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00:18:48,270 --> 00:18:50,910
But I think that'll throw the balance a
bit.

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Boom, right there. Your first choice.

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00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,220
Let's get you out of here.

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Look at that.

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Perfect.

382
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How did you get that?

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00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,220
Oh, my God.

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My dad's going to kill me.

385
00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:21,900
No.

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It's permanent.

387
00:19:31,290 --> 00:19:32,310
Yeah. How'd it go?

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Not so good.

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What do you mean? What happened?

390
00:19:41,390 --> 00:19:42,450
He butchered it.

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00:19:47,850 --> 00:19:49,270
Why'd he put a big black line there?

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It's completely ruined.

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This is worthless.

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Yeah.

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Could I have it?

396
00:19:59,820 --> 00:20:01,380
I can't believe you thought I was going
to ruin this.

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Hello, Norbert.

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Angela. Have a great day today, Si. See
you tonight.

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Thanks, Mom. Hey, I'll make sure he's
bathed and ready for you.

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00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:24,780
Grow up.

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00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:33,900
Simon, I know things got a little bit
weird between us, but I just want to

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sure you and I are okay.

403
00:20:35,580 --> 00:20:36,580
Get over it, Robert.

404
00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:37,700
It was one week.

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00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:38,960
At the court.

406
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:51,440
Hey, Jerry. I hear you got Paul Anderson
to sign your jersey. I'm sorry, ruin

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your jersey.

408
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,020
Heard you fondled Leon.

409
00:20:57,450 --> 00:21:00,930
No, that was an accident. Was it? Was it
an accident when you first grabbed it?

410
00:21:01,270 --> 00:21:04,070
Or when you stayed and hovered around it
a little longer?

411
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:05,650
Okay, who told you that?

412
00:21:05,970 --> 00:21:06,970
That's what he tweeted.

413
00:21:07,090 --> 00:21:09,550
What? And then I retweeted.

414
00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:11,470
Oh, Jerry, come on.

415
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Everybody will see.

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21 followers.